I’d Chew My Own Leg Off

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I’d Chew My Own Leg Off

$5.00

The Lawn Chair Guy has had just about all the small talk he can stomach. Now he's wondering, "If someone has to go first in order to take the conversation deep instead of shallow... why not me?”

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At some point, we all have to put our foot down … or else chew our own legs off to escape a shallow grave.